This woman on OKC made the wrong decision in messaging me. Over and over and over and over and over again. It was amusing for a couple of hours, but this was my final word. I'm sure to get a text message or something, but I'm not likely to answer
Yeah, I'm pretty sure things aren't going to work out very well with statements like that whole thing about politics. You should probably back them up with some kind of evidence. Additionally, most of the people I know that make statements like that really need a refresher course in not only American and world history, but probably high school civics as well.
I'm really sorry Ok Cupid thought we would be a good match. Unfortunately, it doesn't really take things like politics or common sense into account.
You're coming out of a 12-year relationship. That's really a major emotional readjustment for anybody and I can see it's taking its toll on you. You might benefit from counseling. I really don't mean any disrespect when I say that. Just speaking from my own experience with mental health, 7 years with the RBHA, I have seen many people benefit from therapy, including myself.
Good luck in future endeavors and may you live in interesting times.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Steampunk Project: Part 2
This was the steamtrooper helmet. I have some nicer paint that might work for it now, though.
The initial helmet design with most of the stuff in place. I was always disappointed with this helmet. It was just an $80 piece of vinyl crap with cloudy lenses you couldn't see out of and it just kind of bent and got warped. It was poorly stenciled and it wasn't hard, shiny plastic like the guys in the 501st have. Well, now was the time to change that.
Left Front. Pull switch
The initial helmet design with most of the stuff in place. I was always disappointed with this helmet. It was just an $80 piece of vinyl crap with cloudy lenses you couldn't see out of and it just kind of bent and got warped. It was poorly stenciled and it wasn't hard, shiny plastic like the guys in the 501st have. Well, now was the time to change that.
After the first coat of paint.
Final product. Front.
Front right side. I added the elixir diffusion system and an ear hole
Right side.
Left Front. Pull switch
Top
Steampunk project Part 1
My first steampunk project.
The NERF Maverick. Essential beginning material for any steampunker.
The NERF Maverick. Essential beginning material for any steampunker.
Before and after
Left
Right
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 40
"Adopted"
February 4, 2011
Ingredients:
Tuna salad
Mixed greens
Cottage cheese
Cucumber
Green olives in two sizes
Sliced beets
Tuna salad
Mixed greens
Cottage cheese
Cucumber
Green olives in two sizes
Sliced beets
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 38
"Albino Jaws Burrito"
February 2, 2011
This is just a normal burrito. It was kind of a toss-up as to what I wanted to make, so it ws almost a ghost, but then I thought it kind of looked like the poster for Jaws.
Mom saw a ghost.
Mom saw a ghost.
Pareidolia Project Day 37
"Franken-Stroganoff"Ingredients:
Beef Stroganoff
Pickled beets sauteed in sauerkraut and butter
Mashed sweet peas
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 35
"Taking a Dip"Ingredients:
French dip sandwich
Au jus
Macaroni salad
There are three secrets to a perfect French dip. First, have bread with a hard outer crust and a good sandwich shape. I use baguette because it's really cheap and perfect for this job.
Second, have a good cut of meat. I had a roast from the previous night that was served just above "alive" in terms of how well done it was. Slice that shit THIN. Like, paper thin if you can. Shave it.
Third, au jus. I use a mix (cheap, easy) and throw my extremely thin shaved beef in the pan. Then I add some onions, mushrooms and rosemary. Let the beef sit in there long enough to make it hot, and then pour some au jus through a strainer into a mug/cup/whatever.
You can also add corn starch and flour to au jus mix and make it into a fast ad-hoc gravy. Way easier than fucking around with a hot broiler pan and a whisk. Just boil water, add mix, adjust to consistency, the end. A sauce will make or break a dish very easily.
French dip sandwich
Au jus
Macaroni salad
There are three secrets to a perfect French dip. First, have bread with a hard outer crust and a good sandwich shape. I use baguette because it's really cheap and perfect for this job.
Second, have a good cut of meat. I had a roast from the previous night that was served just above "alive" in terms of how well done it was. Slice that shit THIN. Like, paper thin if you can. Shave it.
Third, au jus. I use a mix (cheap, easy) and throw my extremely thin shaved beef in the pan. Then I add some onions, mushrooms and rosemary. Let the beef sit in there long enough to make it hot, and then pour some au jus through a strainer into a mug/cup/whatever.
You can also add corn starch and flour to au jus mix and make it into a fast ad-hoc gravy. Way easier than fucking around with a hot broiler pan and a whisk. Just boil water, add mix, adjust to consistency, the end. A sauce will make or break a dish very easily.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 34
"A Little Crazy"
January 29, 2011
January 29, 2011
Ingredients:
Cucumber sandwiches and macaroni salad
Cucumber sandwiches and macaroni salad
"Owls"January 29, 2011
Ingredients:
Beef roast
Generic boxed rice with added frozen vegetables
Garden salad with beets
Horse radish
I hate owls. They are screeching demon spawn and Futurama totally got it right.
Beef roast
Generic boxed rice with added frozen vegetables
Garden salad with beets
Horse radish
I hate owls. They are screeching demon spawn and Futurama totally got it right.
Pareidolia Project Day 33, Part II.
"Giraffe Turnover"
January 28, 2011
Ingredients:
Turnover from generic crescent roll puff pastry and fillings
garden salad
Here is the final giraffe I promised for my friend's daughter.
Turnover from generic crescent roll puff pastry and fillings
garden salad
Here is the final giraffe I promised for my friend's daughter.
Pareidolia Project Day 33
"Goat's Head Macaroni Salad"January 28, 2011
Ingredients:
Grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and onion
Macaroni salad
This was initially supposed to be the head of a giraffe, which was requested by a friend's daughter. I normally don't do requests, but I didn't have the heart to say no. Additionally, I was disappointed in the outcome. It might have been a giraffe, but it was also a goat.
Grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and onion
Macaroni salad
This was initially supposed to be the head of a giraffe, which was requested by a friend's daughter. I normally don't do requests, but I didn't have the heart to say no. Additionally, I was disappointed in the outcome. It might have been a giraffe, but it was also a goat.
Pareidolia Project Day 32, Part II.
"Tastes Like Chicken"January 27, 2011
Ingredients:
Chicken tenderloins (ears)
Garden salad
Pasta with marinara and cheese (the rest of the head)
Chicken tenderloins (ears)
Garden salad
Pasta with marinara and cheese (the rest of the head)
Pareidolia Project Day 31
"Roast Beef Bouquet"January 26, 2011
Half a sandwich (roast beef)
Mixed greens and cottage cheese
Tomato and green onion (flowers).
Pareidolia Project Day 28, Part III
The bottom one was mine. I really miss tits.
Ingredients:
Tempura fried bananas
Chocolate ice cream
Whip cream
Chocolate shell
Maraschino cherries
Sprinkles
If I have to tell you how to make any part of this besides the fried bananas, you need more help cooking than I can possibly provide.
The bananas are battered with a mix of flour and cornstarch (about equal parts) and Sprite. Add cinnamon and sugar for seasoning and deep-fry until about a minute after they begin floating.
Tempura fried bananas
Chocolate ice cream
Whip cream
Chocolate shell
Maraschino cherries
Sprinkles
If I have to tell you how to make any part of this besides the fried bananas, you need more help cooking than I can possibly provide.
The bananas are battered with a mix of flour and cornstarch (about equal parts) and Sprite. Add cinnamon and sugar for seasoning and deep-fry until about a minute after they begin floating.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 28
"Roast Beef Ninja"
January 23, 2011
Ingredients:
Roast beef sandwich
Potato salad from leftover potatoes previous night. Add pickle, mustard and mayonnaise.
"One does not see the sandwich assassins unless the sandwich assassins want to be seen, and by then, it is too late." Proverb of the lunch ronin.
Of course my mom didn't see this. IT'S A FREAKIN' NINJA!
Roast beef sandwich
Potato salad from leftover potatoes previous night. Add pickle, mustard and mayonnaise.
"One does not see the sandwich assassins unless the sandwich assassins want to be seen, and by then, it is too late." Proverb of the lunch ronin.
Of course my mom didn't see this. IT'S A FREAKIN' NINJA!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 27, Part III.
"I Come in Peace, Human"January 22, 2011
Ingredients:
Chocolate ice cream
Whip cream
Cherries
Chocolate shell
Little Debbie Swiss Roll
Sprinkles
1 Rollo (nose)
I thought this one looked like an evil robot with the red eyes. It was damn tasty, though!
Chocolate ice cream
Whip cream
Cherries
Chocolate shell
Little Debbie Swiss Roll
Sprinkles
1 Rollo (nose)
I thought this one looked like an evil robot with the red eyes. It was damn tasty, though!
Pareidolia Project Day 27, Part II.
"I'm a FISH!"
January 22, 2011
Ingredients:
Roast beef and potaotes
Steamed frozen veggie mix
This dish is roast beef and potatoes, masquerading as something healthier. Something that has the freedom of the entire sea at its disposal. Alas, this was not to be. It was a disguise that could not be maintained. It is a fish no longer.
My mom's response: "Oh, are we out of horseradish?"
Roast beef and potaotes
Steamed frozen veggie mix
This dish is roast beef and potatoes, masquerading as something healthier. Something that has the freedom of the entire sea at its disposal. Alas, this was not to be. It was a disguise that could not be maintained. It is a fish no longer.
My mom's response: "Oh, are we out of horseradish?"
Pareidolia Project Day 27
"Velociraptor Meatloaf on Sourdough"
January 22, 2011
Ingredients:
Leftover meatloaf (including bacon)
Sourdough
Leftover meatloaf (including bacon)
Sourdough
I wanted the viewer to experience the sheer terror of the little bacon man as he realizes that velociraptor meatloaf sandwiches were going to soon overtake the island. More importantly, He realized he was going to be the next one to go. There is no escaping this ultimate predator that time disregarded. For him, it was the end.
Mom was busy watching TV. No mention of a face, just "thanks".
Friday, January 21, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 26, Part II.
"Black Bean Beard"
January 21, 2011
Ingredients:
Meat loaf. I'm not even going to list a recipe here because I only had about a pound and a half of hamburger and just kind of threw things together to make it "southwestern-style".
Baked potato with sour cream and cheese
Black beans
I took a more subtle approach in this one. The eyes are black beans, and the head is meat loaf with bacon on top. I didn't want to use bacon for evil eyebrows twice in one day, so it just forms the top of the head.
Meat loaf. I'm not even going to list a recipe here because I only had about a pound and a half of hamburger and just kind of threw things together to make it "southwestern-style".
Baked potato with sour cream and cheese
Black beans
I took a more subtle approach in this one. The eyes are black beans, and the head is meat loaf with bacon on top. I didn't want to use bacon for evil eyebrows twice in one day, so it just forms the top of the head.
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