"The Mustachioed One"
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Thursday, February 10, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 26
"Diabolical Omelet, Drooling"January 21, 2011
Ingredients:
2-egg omelet
Smoked sausage
Mushroom
Onion
Jalapeno
Shredded Mexican blend cheese
Hollandaise sauce
Cholula and tomato (mouth)
Sourdough toast with butter and blueberry preserves
Bacon
I went for a more subtle approach this time. No mention of a face.
I felt they eyebrows looked far more menacing before I plated the preserves. When you gazed into the eyes of this omelet, you say one who was foaming at the mouth from madness. Now with the eyes, the stare is vacant. They say they eyes are the window to the soul. If this is the case, this one's windows are broken.
God, I can't believe I just typed that! Pretentious! Wow! It's a fucking omelet with toast and bacon.
2-egg omelet
Smoked sausage
Mushroom
Onion
Jalapeno
Shredded Mexican blend cheese
Hollandaise sauce
Cholula and tomato (mouth)
Sourdough toast with butter and blueberry preserves
Bacon
I went for a more subtle approach this time. No mention of a face.
I felt they eyebrows looked far more menacing before I plated the preserves. When you gazed into the eyes of this omelet, you say one who was foaming at the mouth from madness. Now with the eyes, the stare is vacant. They say they eyes are the window to the soul. If this is the case, this one's windows are broken.
God, I can't believe I just typed that! Pretentious! Wow! It's a fucking omelet with toast and bacon.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 25, Part II.
"Stripper Stromboli"
January 20, 2011
January 20, 2011
Ingredients:
1) Stromboli
Generic puff pastry crescent rolls (crust)
Frozen broccoli
Smoked turkey sausage
Shredded Mexican blend cheese
Canned mushrooms
Chopped black olive (eyes)
Hollandaise sauce
2)Salad
Mixed greens
Green onion
Tomato
Balsamic, lemon juice, whole grain mustard and olive oil in a vinaigrette
I didn't mean for the Hollandaise sauce to end up there like it did. I guess it's just a testament to my sexual frustration. By the way ladies, I'm single. You like food with faces in it? You know you do. Yeah...
Mom saw a face.
Seriously though... I'm single.
1) Stromboli
Generic puff pastry crescent rolls (crust)
Frozen broccoli
Smoked turkey sausage
Shredded Mexican blend cheese
Canned mushrooms
Chopped black olive (eyes)
Hollandaise sauce
2)Salad
Mixed greens
Green onion
Tomato
Balsamic, lemon juice, whole grain mustard and olive oil in a vinaigrette
I didn't mean for the Hollandaise sauce to end up there like it did. I guess it's just a testament to my sexual frustration. By the way ladies, I'm single. You like food with faces in it? You know you do. Yeah...
Mom saw a face.
Seriously though... I'm single.
Pareidolia Project Day 22
"German Food Vampire"
January 17, 2011
Ingredients:
Sauerkraut carmelized in butter and onion
German potato salad (potato, bacon, whole grain mustard, onion, vinegar, salt/pepper and sugar)
Beets
Smoked turkey sausage. Yes, I know Jenny-O isn't real German sausage, but it was on sale.
Sour cream
Pimento from green olive (eyes)
I kind of feel like this is what Goofy would look like if he were to suddenly turn into a vampire. I could just see it now. Mickey and Minnie are walking down the boardwalk in Disneyland's Imaginationland on a nice romantic night. Suddenly, Goofy walks up. Mickey extends his hand for a greeting, and Goody, with the speed of the wind, breaks his neck and begins to feed. Minnie screams in abject horror and is paralyzed momentarily with fear. As Goofy seems distracted, she scrambles for an exit, but Goofy stops her.
"Gorsh! I wanna suck your blood, Minnie! Join us! Hyuk!" He says as he gazes into her eyes. It's too late for her now. She has become one of them.
One of my friends saw a similarity between this and goatse. If you aren't familiar with goatse, do yourself a favor and don't become familiar with it. Ever. Just, don't even ask about it, don't google it and put it out of your mind forever.
Now that you have ignored my instructions, that image is permanently scarred in your brain. You will begin to see it in everything, but I didn't have any intent to sculpt it into my mother's food. However, I did let my friend who suggest it know that I would be happy to cook for her and her husband sometime.
Mom saw another face in this.
Sauerkraut carmelized in butter and onion
German potato salad (potato, bacon, whole grain mustard, onion, vinegar, salt/pepper and sugar)
Beets
Smoked turkey sausage. Yes, I know Jenny-O isn't real German sausage, but it was on sale.
Sour cream
Pimento from green olive (eyes)
I kind of feel like this is what Goofy would look like if he were to suddenly turn into a vampire. I could just see it now. Mickey and Minnie are walking down the boardwalk in Disneyland's Imaginationland on a nice romantic night. Suddenly, Goofy walks up. Mickey extends his hand for a greeting, and Goody, with the speed of the wind, breaks his neck and begins to feed. Minnie screams in abject horror and is paralyzed momentarily with fear. As Goofy seems distracted, she scrambles for an exit, but Goofy stops her.
"Gorsh! I wanna suck your blood, Minnie! Join us! Hyuk!" He says as he gazes into her eyes. It's too late for her now. She has become one of them.
One of my friends saw a similarity between this and goatse. If you aren't familiar with goatse, do yourself a favor and don't become familiar with it. Ever. Just, don't even ask about it, don't google it and put it out of your mind forever.
Now that you have ignored my instructions, that image is permanently scarred in your brain. You will begin to see it in everything, but I didn't have any intent to sculpt it into my mother's food. However, I did let my friend who suggest it know that I would be happy to cook for her and her husband sometime.
Mom saw another face in this.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Pareidolia Project Day 11
"Hooty, the Horned Harbinger of the Foodpocalypse"
January 5, 2011
January 5, 2011
Ingredients:
Eggs
Sausage
Toast
Green olive
Cholula sauce (the beak)
Again, she did not see this picture. She also didn't ask questions many people would ask, like "why is this one sausage cut in half?" or "why are there olives on the eggs?". I truly wasn't sure what to make of that. Fortunately, I had decided to expand the project from solely lunch to lunch and dinner, thus increasing my material.
"A Pretty Fish Lady With Green Eyes"
January 5, 2011
Eggs
Sausage
Toast
Green olive
Cholula sauce (the beak)
Again, she did not see this picture. She also didn't ask questions many people would ask, like "why is this one sausage cut in half?" or "why are there olives on the eggs?". I truly wasn't sure what to make of that. Fortunately, I had decided to expand the project from solely lunch to lunch and dinner, thus increasing my material.
"A Pretty Fish Lady With Green Eyes"January 5, 2011
Ingredients:
Pan-fried tilapia
Sweet peas with jalapeno
Mashed potatoes with cheese and ham
Pearl onion
Tomato and chopped black olive (lips and eyes)
She saw the face in this. In retrospect, a few friends who saw this pointed out that I could have made this Homer Simpson in drag or even a tyrannosaurus (the way the fish flaked when the filet was split). Oh well. It's essentially a disassembled fisherman's pie, except my grandparents always made fisherman's pie with tuna fish and no personality.
Pan-fried tilapia
Sweet peas with jalapeno
Mashed potatoes with cheese and ham
Pearl onion
Tomato and chopped black olive (lips and eyes)
She saw the face in this. In retrospect, a few friends who saw this pointed out that I could have made this Homer Simpson in drag or even a tyrannosaurus (the way the fish flaked when the filet was split). Oh well. It's essentially a disassembled fisherman's pie, except my grandparents always made fisherman's pie with tuna fish and no personality.
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