Pareidolia Project Day 43

"It's only a Tomato Moon"

Pareidolia Project Day 27

"Velociraptor Meatloaf on Sourdough"
January 22, 2011

Ingredients:
Leftover meatloaf (including bacon)
Sourdough

I wanted the viewer to experience the sheer terror of the little bacon man as he realizes that velociraptor meatloaf sandwiches were going to soon overtake the island. More importantly, He realized he was going to be the next one to go. There is no escaping this ultimate predator that time disregarded. For him, it was the end.

Mom was busy watching TV. No mention of a face, just "thanks".

Pareidolia Project Day 26

"Diabolical Omelet, Drooling"
January 21, 2011

Ingredients:
2-egg omelet
Smoked sausage
Mushroom
Onion
Jalapeno
Shredded Mexican blend cheese
Hollandaise sauce
Cholula and tomato (mouth)

Sourdough toast with butter and blueberry preserves
Bacon

I went for a more subtle approach this time. No mention of a face.

I felt they eyebrows looked far more menacing before I plated the preserves. When you gazed into the eyes of this omelet, you say one who was foaming at the mouth from madness. Now with the eyes, the stare is vacant. They say they eyes are the window to the soul. If this is the case, this one's windows are broken.

God, I can't believe I just typed that! Pretentious! Wow! It's a fucking omelet with toast and bacon.

I like to cook. Sometimes.

Thanksgiving, 2010. Turkey larded and barded in shrimp butter and bacon.

I know a little bit about cooking. I like cooking.
I'm not very good in a professional kitchen, though.